Most students entering college for the first
time this fall were born in 1991.
- For these
students, Martha Graham, Pan American
Airways, Michael Landon, Dr. Seuss, Miles
Davis, The Dallas Times Herald, Gene
Roddenberry, and Freddie Mercury have always
been dead.
- Dan
Rostenkowski, Jack Kevorkian, and Mike Tyson
have always been felons.
- The Green
Giant has always been Shrek, not the big guy
picking vegetables.
- They have
never used a card catalog to find a book.
- Margaret
Thatcher has always been a former prime
minister.
- Salsa has
always outsold ketchup.
- Earvin
"Magic" Johnson has always been
HIV-positive.
- Tattoos have
always been very chic and highly visible.
- They have
been preparing for the arrival of HDTV all
their lives.
- Rap music
has always been main stream.
- Chocolate
chip cookie dough ice cream has always been
a flavor choice.
- Someone has
always been building something taller than
the Willis (née Sears) Tower in Chicago.
- The KGB has
never officially existed.
- Text has
always been hyper.
- They never
saw the “Scud Stud” (but there have always
been electromagnetic stud finders.)
- Babies have
always had a Social Security Number.
- They have
never had to “shake down” an oral
thermometer.
- Bungee
jumping has always been socially acceptable.
- They have
never understood the meaning of R.S.V.P.
- American
students have always lived anxiously with
high-stakes educational testing.
- Except for
the present incumbent, the President has
never inhaled.
- State
abbreviations in addresses have never had
periods.
- The European
Union has always existed.
- McDonald's
has always been serving Happy Meals in
China.
- Condoms have
always been advertised on television.
- Cable
television systems have always offered
telephone service and vice versa.
- Christopher
Columbus has always been getting a bad rap.
- The American
health care system has always been in
critical condition.
- Bobby Cox
has always managed the Atlanta Braves.
- Desperate
smokers have always been able to turn to
Nicoderm skin patches.
- There has
always been a Cartoon Network.
- The nation’s
key economic indicator has always been the
Gross Domestic Product (GDP).
- Their folks
could always reach for a Zoloft.
- They have
always been able to read books on an
electronic screen.
- Women have
always outnumbered men in college.
- We have
always watched wars, coups, and police
arrests unfold on television in real time.
- Amateur
radio operators have never needed to know
Morse code.
- Belarus,
Moldova, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Armenia,
Latvia, Georgia, Lithuania, and Estonia have
always been independent nations.
- It's always
been official: President Zachary Taylor did
not die of arsenic poisoning.
- Madonna’s
perspective on Sex has always been well
documented.
- Phil Jackson
has always been coaching championship
basketball.
- Ozzy
Osbourne has always been coming back.
- Kevin
Costner has always been Dancing with Wolves,
especially on cable.
- There have
always been flat screen televisions.
- They have
always eaten Berry Berry Kix.
- Disney’s
Fantasia has always been available on video,
and It’s a Wonderful Life has always been on
Moscow television.
- Smokers have
never been promoted as an economic force
that deserves respect.
- Elite
American colleges have never been able to
fix the price of tuition.
- Nobody has
been able to make a deposit in the Bank of
Credit and Commerce International (BCCI).
- Everyone has
always known what the evening news was
before the Evening News came on.
- Britney
Spears has always been heard on classic rock
stations.
- They have
never been Saved by the Bell
- Someone has
always been asking: “Was Iraq worth a war?”
- Most
communities have always had a mega-church.
- Natalie Cole
has always been singing with her father.
- The status
of gays in the military has always been a
topic of political debate.
- Elizabeth
Taylor has always reeked of White Diamonds.
- There has
always been a Planet Hollywood.
- For one
reason or another, California’s future has
always been in doubt.
- Agent
Starling has always feared the Silence of
the Lambs.
- “Womyn” and
“waitperson” have always been in the
dictionary.
- Members of
Congress have always had to keep their
checkbooks balanced since the closing of the
House Bank.
- There has
always been a computer in the Oval Office.
- CDs have
never been sold in cardboard packaging.
- Avon has
always been “calling” in a catalog.
- NATO has
always been looking for a role.
- Two Koreas
have always been members of the UN.
- Official
racial classifications in South Africa have
always been outlawed.
- The NBC
Today Show has always been seen on weekends.
- Vice
presidents of the United States have always
had real power.
- Conflict in
Northern Ireland has always been slowly
winding down.
- Migration of
once independent media like radio, TV,
videos and compact discs to the computer has
never amazed them.
- Nobody has
ever responded to “Help, I’ve fallen and I
can’t get up.”
- Congress
could never give itself a mid-term raise.
- There has
always been blue Jell-O.
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developed by
Charles Camp for
CIVL
1101.
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